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A one-time school project gone terribly, terribly wrong.

19 December 2006

Okay--Let's Get This $#!7 Straightened Out


It's "Britney" not "Brittany"! "Britney Spears beaver shot" is the search term you're looking for. You sub-literate porn-pirating pygmies.

Not that I mind the extra hits. Believe me--although why my top hits are all "Brittany" Spears and "hijab" in that order I'll never know. And If I happened to have nude pics of Britney (or Brittany) Spears IN a hijab, you can believe I would post them.

So: "Britney Spears beaver shots" are what you seek.

Good hunting.

5 Comments:

At 5:52 p.m., Anonymous archie said...

"You sub-literate porn-pirating pygmies."

Stolen!!! I will re-use it after the hue and cry has died down. I am also going to try a "Brittney's Hijab" header as a post :)

 
At 8:49 a.m., Blogger Metro said...

Hell--re-use it today! I can always use a link. Feel free to steal "smut-surfing semi-simians" above, too.

 
At 1:26 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey MetroMAN

Why don't you post a BRITNEY BEAVER SHOT for all of us who don't have the inclination to smut-surf.

Cripes.

And to be called a semi-simian by no less a primate than yourself is the height of mediocrity. Blast it.

Be sure to use the left hand on occasion.

Hugs and Kisses,

CC aka EK aka RVH

 
At 1:53 p.m., Blogger Metro said...

Did you not see the earlier post? It's hardly my fault if you're going blind from self-abuse and your sticky fingers can't hit the right keys.

By the way--I use my left hand all the time, I'm a lefty. But in any case the design of this keyboard means I have to use my left hand in any case, if only for the "tab" key.

 
At 3:16 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

May I humbly suggest selecting CAPS LOCK, then pounding Control Shift and the W key repeatedly? Best blast by far, METROMIDGET.

Merry Christmas

PS - Wasn't Sticky Fingers an album by Foghat?

 

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