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A one-time school project gone terribly, terribly wrong.

01 December 2006

Beaver Shot


This may at first look like to you, O Avid Fan, like an industrial accident; a typical, meaningless workplace tragedy caused by faulty technique and a disregard for personal protective equipment.


But I am informed by the Lone Gunmen that in fact someone had the beaver shot, then cunningly arranged to make this look like an accident.

Doubtless Grissom, or possibly Will Graham, could soon tell us: what time was the beaver shot? Who had the beaver shot? Why did someone have the beaver shot?

But more likely, Graham/Grissom's cunning eyes may have spotted the jagged puncture wounds near the back of the head. Clearly no-one had this beaver shot. The truth is much more sinister: someone had him jabbed to death with spears. Further examination of the hole reveals a diamond-shaped elongated profile consistent with French spears, particulary those cast in or around Brittany.

That is, not to belabour the point, someone deliberately and sinisterly chose to use Brittany spears, rather than have this beaver shot. Clearly some sort of beaver mafia message.

Oh, sorry. Were you looking for something else? Perhaps another beaver shot entirely?

Perhaps this is what you were seeking.

I don't believe I just went out of my way to pimp hits for my wife's beaver shots.

4 Comments:

At 11:07 a.m., Blogger Lori said...

Shameless.

:-)

 
At 4:03 p.m., Anonymous raincoaster said...

Indeed, the two of you. I'm pretending I don't even know you.

 
At 10:34 p.m., Anonymous raincoaster said...

There have been no reports of French Spears anywhere near Britney. Federline is Irish, I think.

 
At 10:50 a.m., Blogger Metro said...

Well that's because you can't spell. As I said in the post, it was Brittany Spears, rather than, for example Brittanic Spears or Britney spears.

Ooooh! Hey! "Beaver shot" ... "Brittany spears or Britney spears" ... Do you suspect there could be some confusion?

Must get around to posting a correction. As soon as I see Fox news publish one about their entire spectrum of coverage.

 

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