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02 October 2009

Hahahahaha! QOTMFD!

Overheard around town:

Teen girl:
"Well if God wanted us to fly, he would have given us wings."

Teen boy:
"So wait ... God wants me to masturbate?"

TG Look of incredulous disgust spreading over her face:
"What?"

TB:
"Well otherwise why'd he make my arms long enough to reach my dick?"

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4 Comments:

At 8:22 PM, Blogger Wandering Coyote said...

That's hilarious!

 
At 4:21 PM, OpenID archiearchive said...

He neglected to suggest that, for the same reason, God wants her to masturbate as well - - -

But then I am an evil old B******

 
At 5:46 PM, Blogger KEvron said...

o/t:

for your viewing pleasure.

KEvron

 
At 7:00 AM, Blogger Metro said...

@WC
Indeed. Had to race home and post it the moment I heard it.

@Archie
It is a mission to which not a few are called, but each of us must discover in his or her enlightened heart if it is for us. This young man was humbly presuming to speak only for himself.

@KEvron
Welcome to the Metroblog, where off-topic is par for the course.

Is it me, or does messenger boy look and sound a great deal like Mr. Harper?

WV = "scalpdri"--The new anti-greasy shampoo!

 

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