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12 August 2009

Oh, the Wildlife-ity!

Raincoaster has been following the threads of the Great Meerkat Conspiracy, which has explained so much in terms of the rarity of fairies, the reduction of fish stocks, and the shortage of four-leafed clovers (they got the leprechauns first, don'cha know).

However, now ominous news reaches our peepers of the newest soldiers in the Meerkat War With Fish and People.

It is truly the saddest of news, for once-respectable raptors have now been recruited into the ravaging ranks of the Meerkat Army.

Read it and weep:
Eagle smashes car windshield with fish
Two targets with one bird, eh?

This, as Rick Mercer used to say on "Made In Canada", is not good.

We urgently await a statement from G Eagle on whether this indicates a change of eagle allegiance in the Total War Against Terror, Intrigue, And Meerkats (TWATIAM).

Stay calm, be brave, watch for the signs.

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6 Comments:

At 5:28 PM, OpenID archiearchive said...

You mis-named the organisation which is Total War Against Terror, Intrigue, Carnivores And Meerkats (TWATICAM)

 
At 5:51 PM, Blogger Metro said...

Well if nothing else, TWATICAM seems likely to drive a certain numbers of well-meant hits this way. I shall consider adopting the acronym.

 
At 10:04 PM, OpenID silverstar98121 said...

I understand Daisy Fae has had some luck driving hits with "Buzzy McTwatprobe". I usually have to have a wardrobe malfunction to get over a hundred hits a day.

 
At 2:01 AM, Anonymous raincoaster said...

Sadly, it's worse than you think. Did you get a picture of who was driving that car? I'd bet anything it was a meerkat. I mean, you didn't see a picture, did you? They don't like being photographed in action.

It's not just fish they're after, it's raptors as well. Who is next?

First they came for the Tree Octopi, and I said nothing. Then they came for the Fairies...

 
At 10:22 AM, Anonymous Bunk Strutts said...

I've been getting regular hits for "Lesbian Amputee Dwarf Porn." The post doubles as a meerkat/gnome trap.

 
At 12:14 AM, Anonymous G Eagle Esq said...

You can hide in the Desert from Cthulu & the Kreatures of the Deep

..... but in the Desert, Fish can be dropped from the Air

 

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