Oh, the Wildlife-ity!
Raincoaster has been following the threads of the Great Meerkat Conspiracy, which has explained so much in terms of the rarity of fairies, the reduction of fish stocks, and the shortage of four-leafed clovers (they got the leprechauns first, don'cha know).
However, now ominous news reaches our peepers of the newest soldiers in the Meerkat War With Fish and People.
It is truly the saddest of news, for once-respectable raptors have now been recruited into the ravaging ranks of the Meerkat Army.
Read it and weep:
Eagle smashes car windshield with fishTwo targets with one bird, eh?
This, as Rick Mercer used to say on "Made In Canada", is not good.
We urgently await a statement from G Eagle on whether this indicates a change of eagle allegiance in the Total War Against Terror, Intrigue, And Meerkats (TWATIAM).
Stay calm, be brave, watch for the signs.