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21 March 2009

Pope Advocates Superstition

At a private mass in the capital Luanda, Pope Benedict has told members of Angola's clergy that they should work to convert people who believe in traditional witchcraft.
~Voice of America

Shorter Pope: "Abandon your ridiculous fetishistic outmoded traditional tribal beliefs and take up MY ridiculous fetishistic outmoded traditional tribal beliefs!"

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2 Comments:

At 8:47 PM, Blogger Silverstar said...

Well, at least the Catholic Church quit killing witches a couple centuries ago. Not so the traditional Africans. But then you get idiots like that preacher who blessed Sarah Palin, and is renowned for driving a witch out of his village in Africa. Why can't they just leave us witches in peace. We promise not to turn them into toads, honest.

 
At 10:22 AM, Blogger Metro said...

Are you sure? I mean, Joe the (Unlicensed Tax-Dodging) Plumber Wurzelbach looks like he's half-way to being a toad already.

 

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