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15 January 2009

A Thought on Unemployment

So here I am lounging about in my pyjamas, sipping orange juice and reading the news. I mean, there's really no difference between me and Hugh Hefner at this point, save for about fifty years, $80 million, and about a hundred nude ladies running around my house.

Applications from nude ladies will be gratefully considered.

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8 Comments:

At 2:50 PM, Blogger Wandering Coyote said...

Uh, but what would Mme think? Is she cool with that?

I am not offering, BTW.

 
At 8:10 PM, Anonymous Peej said...

Oh probably! I'm thinking of a certain Christmas week evening when Metro was enjoying a hot tub soak with no less than five women, all but one naked.

 
At 10:49 PM, Blogger Metro said...

@WC
She's generally been okay with it up to now ...

@PJ
It would have been six, but I only have so many hands ...

 
At 5:46 AM, Blogger Hobbes said...

Think of this it way: right now, you've got enough money to last you for the rest of your life.

Unless you buy something.

 
At 6:39 AM, Blogger Metro said...

@Hobbes
True dat.

 
At 12:34 AM, Anonymous G Eagle Esq said...

In Magister Metrovius's case, it behoveth that Master Hobbes be not right to suggest :

"The human condition is solitary, nasty, brutish

..... and short"

wv fungtame

Is Word Verification a new art form

Would an infinite number of wv's over an infinite time produce Mr Shrub's speeches

 
At 9:35 AM, Blogger Pugs said...

Sounds disgusting!

 
At 5:51 AM, Blogger Vlad the Impala said...

Hi Metro,

How is unemployment treating you? I hope all is well, and if you can't get any nude ladies, a job instead.

Good luck!

 

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