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13 November 2008

Hot Chick With Hairy Beaver! Bikinis and Wet, Oily Beaver! Beaver Eating!

Okay, Maybe Not. I think the beaver's just having a nice cuppa tea with a special friend.

The Metro Institute for the Promotion of Perversion is well and truly up and functioning. It's plunging in and out of the internet looking for tight little numbers like this.



I found the links over at the Pharynguloid posting documenting the threat to America from the terrible Canadian Dodecapus--or possibly tentacle porn (jury's still kind of out on that one, but hey, for a certain segment there isn't a lot of difference), it's from commenter Cowcakes.

I suppose I'm not too busy to slap the stats around a little today. Besides, I've just discovered that my IT work requires me to personally peruse almost all of over 11,000 articles in which apostrophes, dashes, ellipses, and the like have all been converted into question marks. So this isn't exactly an afternoon's work.

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11 Comments:

At 6:51 PM, Blogger Lori said...

Ah, subtle.

 
At 7:38 PM, Blogger Silverstar said...

Interesting. But stupid.

 
At 11:56 PM, Anonymous ian in hamburg said...

Ok, fess up. :-)
You got the post title idea from raincoaster, right?

 
At 8:34 AM, Blogger Metro said...

@Lori:
Subtle? As a Mack truck.

@silverstar:
Yup. And your point ... ?

@ian:
She learned from the best.

Sorry--I meant "beast".

 
At 8:52 AM, Blogger Philipa said...

Brilliant. I love it.

Well, not beaver, obviously.

Well I have been quite fond of mine own but tend to ignore that sort of thing now. Unless it's on Metro's blog. And not mine.

*cough*

 
At 12:49 PM, Blogger Philipa said...

Actually we have hamsters not beavers but I call them all rats.

 
At 8:42 AM, Blogger Metro said...

@Philipa:
Comment 1: I am also very fond of beavers. I like to watch them down by the riverside, slipping in and out of the water, with wood in their mouths ...

Sorry, mind wandered off there ...

Comment 2:
--Completely refocused now ... Say what?

Hamsters? That's cruelty to animals--wouldn't a merkin do just as well?

 
At 1:51 PM, Blogger Philipa said...

Metro - seriously, I've never seen a beaver. Not even in a zoo.

 
At 12:24 PM, Blogger Metro said...

Have you seen Mme's photos over at Raincoaster's?

 
At 10:59 PM, Blogger mark said...

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At 2:47 AM, Anonymous G Eagle Esq said...

Guten Tag, Monsieur Metro

I do not zink Mdm S-star hass zee accent qvite right

"Interestink, but stoopit"

It seemeth that Monsieur is troppo young to pick up das Reference

Ciao

G E

wv renes

 

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