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23 October 2008

Sarah Palin Porn--It's Here!

Just after the nomination of the hottest Republican since ... well, ever, Raincoaster mentioned that casting calls had gone out to find actresses resembling the lipstick-bedecked pit bull of Alaska.

"Who's Nailin' Paylin?" is the first effort in the new genre of political porn--at least if you don't count those films Henry Kissinger made while working his way through college. Here's minute one, which overflows with the rich dialogue and snappy witticisms we've come to associate with such works.



I notice, though, that the gentlemen in automotive distress have "CA" on their shoulderboards. Does that mean they're Californians? Or is it a clue that Larry Flynt has discovered the secret Soviet Canuckistan invasion plans?

Obviously I'll have to watch this film now, in the interests of counterintelligence. Which seems appropriate. But anything for the Motherland, y'know?

Reaction has been, well, mixed. On the AOL board there seems to be a high level of criticism, for some reason.

Me, I figure the people who first whored out Sarah Palin were John McCain and the Republican party. They presented to America a veep candidate who was an insult to the intelligence of the population.

But hey--at least McCain and his advisors gave Palin some new outfits before they sent her into the streets to troll for voters. I just hope she doesn't "plaster on the makeup like a trollop." Her running mate is known to disfavour women who do that.

Me, I find it oddly inspiring that a fundamentalist Republican has inspired Larry Flynt to raise the bar (and anything else he can still raise at his age) on political satire. And I'll bet he sells a lot of copies to Republicans, they're the closeted, uptight type.

Now of course, some folks deride this film as sexist, and claim that if someone made a porn film called "Big O Bama!" that the makers would be called racists.

Theory of Porn 101 FAIL

Besides--porn films about black men? Come on.

Or not, as suits you.

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4 Comments:

At 4:00 p.m., Blogger Philipa said...

I figure the people who first whored out Sarah Palin were John McCain and the Republican party. They presented to America a veep candidate who was an insult to the intelligence of the population.

Yup!

 
At 4:23 p.m., Blogger Metro said...

Truly, it's a bit sad she can't seem to realize how badly she's being used.

 
At 10:36 a.m., Anonymous G Eagle Esq said...

Selaamin Aleykum, EFfendi Metro

[Sehr geEhrter Monsieur M/
Salve Magister Metronissime/
Buona Serra, Signor M]

Excusez moy

ScHocking

Ladies, Childer and a former Church Officer regularly lurk onto this Blogge Entertainingissumum

Mr PG Woodhouse's Bertram Wooster would observe :

A GentleMetro does NOT bandy a Lady's name

Next you'll be following Senor Former Frontier Editor by SchPelling words thus :

Rumor, Color ...... Horribile Dictu ....

Pourquoi did we allow these Amerikans to win at Yorktown .... was it to sever the Britisch from the unWholesome degradations of Amerikan SchPelling

Vot would her Grace la Marchionesse Kiera de WitchHampton etc think about this BANDYing

Allahismarladik
[Tot siens/Vale]

Aquila non Candida

 
At 11:04 a.m., Blogger Metro said...

@Sr. Eagle:
I wouldn't bandy with Mme Palin--I enjoy conversation too much to subject myself to her.

 

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