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12 September 2008

Clear Proof of the Buying Power of the Feminine Community



It can't just be interior decorators who have skewed my search results!

Mind you, I'm a bit surprised that a hammers-and-lumber store is carrying hadbags in the first place. Although that's not much compared to my astonishment at the fact that women (who already far more shoes than the average number of feet would normally require) might own as many as eighteen handbags.

Nobody is to show this page to Mme Metro.

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9 Comments:

At 8:50 PM, Blogger mister anchovy said...

too funny!

 
At 1:16 AM, Blogger Silverstar said...

Damned auto-correction! I hear that "*uck" gets auto-corrected to duck on the new i-phone. Duck!

 
At 5:14 AM, Blogger Philipa said...

A woman can never have too many shoes. I have boxes of shoes in the loft I've never worn. Shoes are female porn - a pair of Jimmy Choos on a well turned ankle.... ohhhh baby!

 
At 6:36 AM, Blogger Lori said...

auto-correction? It's a freakin' hardware & building supply store! They should have sandbags, right?

(oh philipa, have you seen the shoe porn movie Sex and the City yet?)

 
At 12:04 PM, Blogger Philipa said...

Lori - no haven't seen that one, is it any good?

 
At 10:53 AM, Blogger Lori said...

Yes, philipa, 'tis loads of fun. If you enjoyed the show even once, you'll appreciate the movie.

Unfortunately, they're likely to make a second, even though this one ends quite nicely, thank you very much!

 
At 6:31 PM, Blogger Metro said...

What I'm really wondering is: If I lived in Galveston right now, how would I be feeling when this page came up?

 
At 11:03 AM, Blogger Pugs said...

LOL! I'm sure she is part of the conspiracy...

 
At 12:46 PM, Blogger Metro said...

Which conspiracy? There are, so the internet informs me, thousands to choose from.

Personally, I'm signing up to be part of a plot to rub Cheez Whiz on Angelina Jolie. It involves destabilizing the North American economy but hey, it's all in a good cause.

 

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