Paris Hilton Swimsuit Video--HOT!!!
Yes, it's the film you thought you'd never see. The unedited, heavily scripted film of Paris Hilton getting down and dirty with an older white guy. But she doesn't neglect the interracial aspects--she takes on a black dude as well.
She's got it all--money, classic looks (she looks like Modigliani drew her, no?) and political savvy.
Wait ... Waaaaaaiiiit! What?!
Yes, friends, it's true: Paris Hilton is running for president in this plenty sexy video.
Yep, Paris Hilton on video here at the ol' Metroblog. Now if you'll excuse me, I think I need an emetic.
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