Sometimes the Headline Just Writes Itself
I suppose one could also have made the classic "roll-on, roll-off" joke.
The rubber truly hit the road yesterday when two tractor-trailers collided on Highway 401 near Ingersoll. One, carrying thousands of condoms, jackknifed and flipped onto its side, blocking east lanes and snarling traffic for hours.Yeah, that's what happens when you flip 'er on her side. Not that I'm speaking from experience.