Miracle Spam!

So I'm going through my mail today.

I use an old Yahoo! account, where I mistakenly added the "Spam" folder. According to the fine print in Yahoo!'s agreement, once you have the Spam folder they will actually send you spam to place in it. That was how I read it back in 2002 or so when they first offered it me.

But I set up this account with such a folder, and as a result I'm seeing about 20 to 50 spam messages per day. No biggie, although I have to check it oftner in order that I don't wind up with "426 Unread Messages".

Today, in my inbox, was a piece of mail from no less a personage than "Christ."

Thinking it might be the answer to my theological questions, or utter lack thereof, I read the subject line:

Miracle Ways to Increase Man Birth Organ!

While it didn't answer my theological questions, it has certainly raised some in the biology department.