Via Jesus' General ... and Just in Time for Mother's Day
Only on the internet could we have ever seen the phrases seen here:
Because it turns out there's appropriate lingerie to buy Mum, apparently.
I feel the above remark wins the "Image-I-Beg-You-to-Stab-Me-in-the-Frontal-Lobe-With-an-Icepick-to-Remove" award.
O, I promise, I will.
And no. There is no such thing as "appropriate lingerie" to buy one's own mother. Cotton pajamas are sleepwear. A dressing gown is loungewear. Anyone buying mum actual lingerie is automatically entered in the grand Norman Bates/Oedipus Rex sweepstakes.