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29 May 2008

Quotes of the Day #309 and 226

There's really not much difference between a leg man and a lack-of-leg man--well, except this: The more common a fetish is, the less likely we are to regard it as one.
From last week's Savage Love

And from this week's:
Masturbation allows you to have orgasms free of any performance anxiety--After all, only schizophrenics experience performance anxiety when they jerk it.
Truly words to live by.

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7 Comments:

At 12:51 PM, Blogger Pugs said...

I love the Savage Love podcast! I wish he would do it regularly. It's kind of hit or miss with him lately.

 
At 6:25 PM, Anonymous PJ said...

Well... as with 99% of articles about homosexuality, quotes about masturbation are about guys and only guys. Odd, when you consider that 53% of the world's population is female.

 
At 9:02 AM, Blogger Metro said...

@Pugs
I've been a big fan of his column since before th' Millenium :-)

@PJ
Savage was responding to a guy who was expressing a worry over his apparent preference for his hand over his wife. I think, in context, that use of the male pronoun would have been appropriate.

But look further--does the term "jerk it" have to be literal? Because if it's just slang for masturbation, then the term could apply to anyone, male, female, and those who have yet to make up their minds.

 
At 9:27 AM, Blogger Philipa said...

hee hee like that. Is reading out loud to yourself intellectual masturbation?

 
At 2:16 PM, Blogger Metro said...

@Pip
I do have a tag for literary masturbation. Perhaps it's something similar?

 
At 4:23 PM, Blogger Philipa said...

Sorry, yes of course, mine was oral stimulation. I wonder if having no tonsils affects that too?

 
At 2:54 PM, Blogger Metro said...

Can you still play hockey ;-)

 

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