Will He Cut the Ribbon? Or at Least the Cheese?
I found this via the posting at the pithy, funny Canadian Cynic.
From the Huffington Post
Looking to honor the forty-third President of the United States of America, George W. Bush, the recently formed Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco is looking to change the name of the Oceanside Wastewater Treatment Facility. It seems the group would like to rename the SF Zoo adjacent facility to the 'George W Bush Sewage Plant.'Apropriateness abounds. Dubya's probably thinking: "At last! Recognition!"
Okay, maybe not actually thinking anything, but I'll bet he gets the same warm feeling as he does before his twice-daily changing.
Update: Urgh. Trust me to leave out the punchline. I'll let you figure it out for yourself, O Avid Fan.
Bonus joke: What does Dubya listen to on his Walkman?
A: "Left ... right ... left ... right ..."