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03 April 2008

Will He Cut the Ribbon? Or at Least the Cheese?

I found this via the posting at the pithy, funny Canadian Cynic.

From the Huffington Post
Looking to honor the forty-third President of the United States of America, George W. Bush, the recently formed Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco is looking to change the name of the Oceanside Wastewater Treatment Facility. It seems the group would like to rename the SF Zoo adjacent facility to the 'George W Bush Sewage Plant.'
Apropriateness abounds. Dubya's probably thinking: "At last! Recognition!"

Okay, maybe not actually thinking anything, but I'll bet he gets the same warm feeling as he does before his twice-daily changing.

Update: Urgh. Trust me to leave out the punchline. I'll let you figure it out for yourself, O Avid Fan.

Bonus joke: What does Dubya listen to on his Walkman?
A: "Left ... right ... left ... right ..."

2 Comments:

At 12:15 PM, Blogger Slave to the dogs said...

I'd suggest that the SF Zoo name their chimpanzee enclosure after him but that's an insult to the poor primates.

What about a dump somewhere in Texas? Or perhaps the detention classroom at Andover?

 
At 1:08 PM, Blogger Metro said...

Surely a prep school that produced a man who can't seem to learn anything at all must have given up on having detentions?

And you're right about the zoo. No-one deserves that. I suppose a toxic waste dump might be appropriate.

 

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