A one-time school project gone terribly, terribly wrong.

11 April 2008

Colonel-Soldat/Corporal-Major Metro! Report de la Front!

Mon inner Francais is de retour avec un video stolen de ce man's man's manly man le General J.C. Christian, Terror de les Tubesocks, Ruler de la Roman Wrestling, et Lord of the Yellow Elephants.

Le video c'est un "get-to-know-your-leaders" type de thing, qui ce concern with le Canada's New Government (marque registré).

Mes ladies et gentlemen, ici sont your Naz--sorry, votre Reform--excuse-moi, doubtless c'est le Tourette's encore ... tes Conservative Party of Canada, en rompant through ce p'tit naizerie.


At 4:16 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...


I'd venture to guess that these Cons* are having nothing but a "gay" old time. But there's nothing wrong with that, right? What a bunch of bonesmokers. I'm surprised Jesus' General couldn't dig up some expletive-laced commentary from my friend and yours, Mr. Brian Mulroney.


*see previous post from two or three articles ago.

At 3:37 p.m., Blogger Metro said...

Nah--the only language Muldoon understands is usually stuffed into envelopes.

The worrying thing is that these guys are running the country now. In 24-year old college frat rats, this kind of behaviour might be written off as the careless wankery of politically and socially naive youth, but in 40-something active provincial politicians ...

Lends credence to the persistent rumour that some of Harper's cronies used to be member of the Aryan Nations.


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