Now to Reclaim My Throne
Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.
--Arrived at by grace of the FSM and the mad but well-beloved Charles VI of France.
And if Mr. Bush refuses to hand over, I'll give him a whack with the flat of that sword I keep stuck in a boulder out back ...
posted by Metro @ 2:43 pm
8 Comments:
Bonjour, M Metro
Are you sure you're not Merlin and that it's not a Wand stuck in your Back-Garden boulder
Alles Gute
G E
Hmmm...
I keep coming up as Caligula. Dunno, for some reason I was expecting Marvin the Martian. I guess he's only a historical figure in my world.
FOOLS, I WILL DESTR.... never mind.
IH
Ahhh, M Metro
errm - No - there is no resemblance between the humourous (~~~ humorous) IH and the Conqueror of Germania/Britannia/the Ocean/etc
Was it Caligula who said, in his Manual on Modern Parenthood :
Oderint, dum metuant
which should be translated :
Let them hate me
so long as they fear me
Hmmm. I thought Dog the Bounty Hunter was a shoo-in for this position. I guess he %#*@ed up, hey Metro-Boy?
My vote for US emperor, if I had one, would be for Flavour Flave. He'd certainly lead America out of their dark days.
CC
@G Eagle:
Are you implying that I'm a wizard, or a different mythical creature entirely?
@IH:
I don't think Marvin ever actually ruled anywhere. You may recall he always seemed to be foiled, usually again. And cursing.
@CC:
What about Freddie Mercury? Even dead he's still fabulous.
METRO-MAN,
Freddie was certainly fabulous, but way too much of a Peter Pansy to lead a nation into battle. If you're going to the classic 70s rockstar card to find a swashbuckling monarch, one need not look any further than the Nuge.
Imagine Teddy telling the King of Denmark that he "has a face like a Mazerati."
All hail the Motor City Madman!
Yours in true rock anthem fashion, MM.
CC
... definitely a Word-Wizard ... author of greatly enjoyable posts & retorts ...
Sorry, CC. Nugent's completely off his rocker. I mean he's a foaming, raving loony. Not that he's not entertaining, ... well, actually, he's pretty much past it in all directions.
http://cliffschecter.blogspot.com/2007/08/ive-got-something-to-say-about.html
Although I still think "Cat Scratch Fever" rocks.
@G Eagle: Word.
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