For All Those Who Had To Sit Through Those Blasted "Herbal Essences" Shampoo Commercials

I suspect that by now the obnoxious Herbal Essences shampoo commercials have actually pentrated to darkest Africa, where it has doubtless infiltrated local art and culture to the point where it has been recreated as a rythmic dance used in fertility rites.

But there is hope. Finally, from my friend J.D.--a man so primitive and unreconstructed that he's positively Victorian--comes this:



Finally, equality for men.