Metroblog

A one-time school project gone terribly, terribly wrong.

19 July 2007

The Secret Ending to Harry Potter

As doubtless the entire universe knows by now, the last Harry Potter book has leaked out.

Every single page was photographed and posted online mere days before what may be the most anticipated book launch since the Gutenberg Bible. And I don't think anyone should link to a source of those pirated pages.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows' surprise ending includes, apparently, the slow, agonizing death of the publisher's security chief. Which really doesn't come as much of a surprise. After all, they spent $20 mil keeping it under wraps.

But the real shocker is what happens to the boy wizard himself. Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived to face down He Who Must Not Be Named (also known as Voldemort), undergoes a drastic tranformation.

For all those wondering whether Hermione was gettin' it Ron with Weasley, and if Harry would offer the powers of his staff with the knob on the end to Cho Chang or Ginny, there is bound to be diappointment.

I don't wish to blow the ending (a-hem), and for the sake of the children try not to let this one slip out (a-hemagain). But ...



It is clear from the picture that Harry has come to a new understanding of himself. He has embraced The Wizardly Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name.

Although I doubt we'll see any slashfic action, at least not until he clears up that nasty case of Hogwarts.

Via 30-Something

1 Comments:

At 9:54 AM, Blogger Wandering Coyote said...

Geez...that's a hot pic...which disturbs me since he's half my age...

 

Post a Comment

<< Home