A one-time school project gone terribly, terribly wrong.

20 July 2007

A Deeply Flawed Quiz

Of course this is merely my opinion as an eminently obscure blogger, but the questionable methodology leaves me in grave doubt as to the validity of this test. Clearly the writer is projecting himself overmuch into the process. Although I rather liked the "scourge upon humanity" part.

I was directed thence by The Questionable Authority

Your Score: Haughty Intellectual

You are 85% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

You are the Haughty Intellectual. You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them. You could possibly have an unhealthy obsession with yourself as well, thus causing everyone to hate you for being such an elitist twat. On top of all that, you are also introverted and gentle. This means that you are just a quiet thinker who wants fame and recognition, in all likelihood. Like so many countless pseudo-intellectuals swarming around vacuous internet forums to discuss worthless political issues, your kind is a scourge upon humanity, blathering and blathering on and on about all kinds of boring crap. If your personality could be sculpted, the resulting piece would be Rodin's "The Thinker"--although I am absolutely positive that you are not nearly as muscular or naked as that statue. Rather lacking in emotion, introspective, gentle, and arrogant, you are most certainly a Haughty Intellectual! And, most likely, you will never achieve the recognition or fame you so desire! But no worries!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.


Your exact opposite is the Schoolyard Bully. (Bullies like to beat up nerds, after all.)

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Hand-Raiser, and the Robot.

The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on OkCupid Free Online Dating


At 10:07 a.m., Anonymous G Eagle Esq said...

Bonjour M Metro

Surely you may currently be categorized as an obscurely eminent Bloggerista

..... but that will not always be the case

.... if the Squirrels don't ambush you in your external tub

..... fame is the reward of excellence ....

Oh ...... errr... ? perhaps you mean directed thither ??!!!

It must be the Gin withdrawal symptoms

Es macht man denken, nee
Das ist es, doch

Alles gute


At 10:29 a.m., Blogger Metro said...

M. Eagle:

Glad is my heart to see you here. And euphoric is my very little brain.

Squeeeerells? I care nossing for ze sqeeerells. Not so long as the Walrii continue to conspire against my bucket.

Besides, know ye not the prophecy?

Metro shall ne'er vanquish'd be until Fell Stolichnya shalle 'gainst him come. And e'en then he'll be a tough nut to crack.

You're right. Must be withdrawl.

How progresses thine own blog? I await the opportunity to leave comments, and I am inventing a language without consonants for the specific purpose :-)

At 2:58 p.m., Anonymous raincoaster said...

I think Icelandic might almost work.

I'm totally not getting this quiz: it's mis-named. None of these traits are flaws.

At 12:09 a.m., Blogger Norlinda said...

I don't know about the introverted part though.


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