Metroblog

A one-time school project gone terribly, terribly wrong.

08 June 2007

O Canada:

Where NHL hockey meets Col. Sanders (the hatted gentleman being Don Cherry) meets crime meets alcohol meets the music industry meets Trailer Park Boys ...



... meets lolcats, wouldja believe.

We's in ur house, eatin yr chickenz?
O hai. We cleaning up Little Bones?
we pwns yr buckets!

The Hip simply rule.
So I'm way video-heavy lately. Sue me.
Actually, all my posts are written by a ghost blogger called Donym.
Sue Donym.

4 Comments:

At 9:25 a.m., Blogger  said...

Love the blog.
Witty & filled with pop culture references & wacky stuff I'm too naive to understand, which I love.
Keep it up!
I really like Canada.
<3 Sarena.
http://whentheroutinebiteshard.blogspot.com/

 
At 9:26 a.m., Blogger  said...

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At 7:58 a.m., Anonymous G Eagle Esq said...

.... but are you worth suing if you can't afford the petrol for James to drive the Roller behind you on your M/cycle ......

 
At 8:27 a.m., Blogger Metro said...

M. G. EaLge:

Here in the Anti-Antipodes we are all worth suing because we are all, of course, obscenely rich.

We know you see us on those Christian Children's Fund commercials, but those things are staged. That little girl with the swollen belly has been doing that same schtick for years as part of an off-broadway production.

And do you know what we do with those care packages you all send? We whack them with our polo mallets and kick them into our swimming pools and we laugh ... Oh! How we laugh!

Excuse me, I feel the need to fetch another gin & tonic, and possibly urinate on my prize orchids.

 

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