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20 December 2006

What's With the Three Herpetologists and the Frankincense?


Flora, a Komodo dragon housed at the Chester zoo, has been a very busy girl: she got herself pregnant; literally.

5 Comments:

At 3:24 AM, Anonymous Alabaster Crippens said...

Potential virgin birth during Yuletide?
Does this mean the messiah is going to be a dragon...
Awesome.

 
At 7:19 AM, Blogger Metro said...

Um, actually I think it's a sign of the Antichrist:

Rev 12:3 And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads.

Three of the 11 eggs were crushed--if one fails to hatch there will be seven heads ...

I think we all see where this is headed. I'm going to sleep in my lead-lined concrete bunker with my Bible and my ammo, just in case.

 
At 4:04 PM, Anonymous archie said...

You found the same story I did although in a different place - I use the ABC "Offbeat" news stories quite regularly although they never mention the Naked Dancing Llama.

 
At 5:51 PM, Anonymous raincoaster said...

I thought Tiamat was a she? I'm not really curious enough to check between the legs of a dragon, though.

 
At 7:42 PM, Blogger Metro said...

It's just like that "Vene, vidi, vici"--"I came, I saw, she conquered," a simple mistranslation.

 

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