Weirdness Meme

As per usual I'm about a week late on this. I was tagged some days ago with Raincoasters chain let--er, "meme". The object is to list six weird things about yourself. Since Mme Metro, the Great Wet One, and far too many others have already responded, I felt compelled.

1) As a child I had three operations to correct tongue-tiedness.

2) I once sleepwalked into a bathroom that already contained my grandmother, washed my hands and sleepwalked back out.

3) I have slightly fewer kidneys than average.

4) I have a runcible accent. It adapts to the person I'm speaking with. Some who know me claim it turns up in my writing too.

5) To the best of my knowledge I have eaten only one mushroom since I was three years old. The same is true of eggs, as in boiled, fried, scrambled or poached. And I know that wasn't really about mushrooms--don't be pedantic.

6) This post was deleted by a cat shortly after I wrote it. The weird part is that the cat yet exists in a form other than a tennis racket.

Good day to you all.