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20 December 2006

Heresy!*



Richard Dawkins denies the truth of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (MHTUWHNA**) right out in public. As published in McSweeney's.

This blasphemy must not be allowed! I am writing a thinwa, a most holy document, to urge all believers in the Flying Spaghetti Monster to fulfill their mission to the Noodly One by rubbing Dawkins in tomato sauce (As usual, anyone using alfredo sauce is an apostate and must die). Stoning with meatballs will also be considered favourably.

* Some terms that need to be expunged from the English language: "heresy", "blasphemy", "intensive interrogation techniques" and "indecent exposure". There are others.

** May He Touch Us With His Noodly Appendage

3 Comments:

At 8:19 PM, Anonymous archie said...

Horrors - one who believes not-a in his-a Noodliness? I hereby add my approval to the thinwa!

When you think about it, I fear this horribly heretical hermit may not even believe in the Naked Dancing Llama! I shall have to throw peanuts at him!

 
At 9:59 PM, Blogger Metro said...

Apostate!

Peanuts are the fruit of the devil! Doubtless you are a heathen lasagnite--begone lest you profane this place with your cottage cheese!

 
At 4:01 PM, Anonymous archie said...

Don't lick something unless you really mean it ~~ Naked Dancing Llama

Just because a peanut is out of sight does not mean it doesn't exist ~~ Naked Dancing Llama

 

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