The Trouble With 'Net-Based Research

Is that one is quite likely to get sucked up into things that bear as much relationship to your actual quest as a cow knows about calculus, but that are too funny to pass up.

For example: Volkswagen has decided to cut out the middleman and put together its own mid-life crisis package.

Of course, they might be better off with a selection of professional grooming products.

Subaru might wish to start offering free U-Haul rentals.