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15 November 2006

Some Stuff is Just Too Good Not to Share


Like this video, which I think must be tongue-stuffed-firmly-into-cheek.



All this time I've been so wrong.

Just one question: why did He also shape the bannana like a human penis? Or should we, in light of the related comment on the shape of the human mouth, be asking a slightly different question?

I'm just askin'!

5 Comments:

At 6:12 PM, Anonymous raincoaster said...

Wow, vegetarian porn.

 
At 7:13 PM, Anonymous PJ said...

LOL raincoaster!

Ever since I read an article about the easy way to peel a banana, I just squeeze the "wrong" end gently and it opens right away.

 
At 7:54 AM, Blogger Metro said...

@Raincoaster--well all you get when you Google "mango porn" is a bunch of tarts.

@PJ--God will punish you for abusing his fruit. Clearly, bananas are meant to be opened using the handy tab at the top. To do otherwise is unnatural usage and therefore sinful. I urge you to turn from your evil ways and embrace the banana in the way god intended!

 
At 9:30 PM, Anonymous raincoaster said...

I think he's needlessly dismissive of the black variety, although it must be said the green leaves much to be desired. Still, I've never found yellow to be much to write home about.

 
At 8:01 AM, Blogger Metro said...

Sounds like you have truly embraced the banana. Good for you.

Is it worth saying that I'm not much for bananas, but I can slurp mangoes all day long?

 

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