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24 November 2006

A Ko-(tex)-production


When you hear the name Disney, what name do you immediately think of? That's right--Kotex!

Had to post this before Raincoaster found it.

Way back before Bernard and Bianca saw their first pair of naked boobs, Walt was getting into bed with quite another species entirely as, y'know, was his wont.



Well times sure have changed, haven't they now? I think I'm going to approach Disney/ABC/Miramax/Touchstone Pictures about my idea for a line of instructional videos for hot bi women who like to dress up in leather, nurses' outfits, and English riding gear.

I'm soooo immatoor. Seriously--the information seems accurate, as far as I can tell. No pressure to think anything of the whole business. Except for one small question:

WHAT'S IT ALL FOR?

4 Comments:

At 1:33 p.m., Blogger Lori said...

"If the egg is impregnated, which happens if a woman is going to have a child..."

Can you all say 'euphemism', kids?

 
At 1:39 p.m., Blogger Metro said...

Isn't that spelt with a "w" in Disney films?

 
At 3:07 p.m., Anonymous raincoaster said...

Man, films like this are why I spent so much time in school napping. How did they find a narrator that dull. And "matoor?" Did anybody ever speak like that?

 
At 3:50 p.m., Blogger Metro said...

Well presumably the real thing--featuring a roller-coaster one-week buildup to a shattering emotional climax followed by only the briefest return to normalcy--was much more interesting at the time.

I'm inclined to regard this as art. And to support instructional pornography for kids as soon as they can ask the questions and mean them.

 

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