It's All Too Much For Me Brain

Clearly I have fallen prey to some editorial disease.

I am writing as we speak--well as we speak I'm blogging. And in fact, we're not really speaking because you're reading this. So while I should be writing for pay, I am, in fact, not.

Just glad we've cleared that up. Good. Now ... where was I?

Ah yes--I have been felled by a disease called TBCBHHLS, or Too-Bloody-Clever-By-Half Headline Syndrome.

I was writing a piece about a drunken ship's captain and found myself titling it:
"Rum-Sodden Me and the Lush"