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This may have become my favourite food porn subject: banana porn. Forget mango porn--its time is past.

What happened was that when I discovered the video in the post below, I also dicovered this video here. It's still there because I'm too clueless to get GPrime's embedding to work.

So I decided to see if it was on YouTube. It is:



But in searching for it, I was overwhelmed. How many mad people are out there posting video of their pussies with bananas?

So glad you asked that question. Lemme show you. Note: most of these are crappy little videos with no really worthwhile content--as is, experientially speaking, usually the case with cute cat pictures and video. In fact, I honestly suggest skipping most of them. Take my word for it. It's just that there are so many of the damn things!

However, if you must watch, I urge you to cut the sound.

Pointless video #1



#2--Part one of a two-parter, can you credit it?



#3--What is the sound of the other shoe dropping?



#4 It was a dark and dorky vid:



#5 Best of the Banana Bunch. Backing track from The Big Lebowski.



#6 A delicious recipe from Africa. Once the cat is wrapped in the banana leaves, simply pop into the oven at 400 degress for eight minutes a pound.



#7 Seven! Seven vondeful veirdos vith video cameras, pussy cats and bananas! Ah-hah-hah-hah-hah!



There were others. But we were starting to get away from ones in which the pussies actually were actually playing with the bananas.

When I am called to judgement, and must stand before my maker, blinking in the glare and thinking $#-eeeee-!7. I honestly didn't think this dude was for real. I guess I'm in the deep warm brown now, I shall defend my actions on Earth by saying: "I didn't mean to be a bad person--I grew up in a twisted, morally corrosive atmosphere of total inhumanity to one's fellow beings." And I shall show this blog posting as proof.

I'll probably get refugee status.