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04 August 2006

Halleluja!

Pat Robertson, who milks sincere believers for everything they're worth by shilling Jew-hatred, Muslim-hatred, political asassination and superman shakes, has suddenly emerged blinking into the light of the rational world.

The damn-near-eighty-year-old claims that this summer's scorching temperatures across the US have converted him into a believer in global warming.

My prayer: Dear Jesus, don't let anyone tell him his air conditioner's on the fritz!

3 Comments:

At 12:14 p.m., Anonymous The Language Police said...

*ahem*

The use of the phrase "on the fritz" has been deemed politically incorrect, as it infers that those of German descent can't make decent air conditioners.

Please in future use "is not working" instead.

 
At 8:36 p.m., Anonymous raincoaster said...

Have you tried those German air conditioners, though?

 
At 9:22 a.m., Blogger Metro said...

Actually, "on the fritz" has it's origin in the "frritz!" sound one hears from an electrical short circuit, and has nothing to do with German tech.

Well it's as good an explanation as any.

 

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