Sick and Twisted News

The Muppets, who have presumably finished shilling for the "green" Ford Escape hybrid (which gets about 4 mpg more than the regular model, at an additional $10K or so) have been drafted to serve America's "war effort".

Featured songs:
"It's Not Easy Wearing Green"
"C is for Claymore"
"A GI is a Person in Your Neighbourhood"

Favourite line:
"One hundred and five! One hundred and five wonderful millimetres! A-ha-ha-ha-ha!"

This recuiting, uh, family support video has been brought to you by the letters G, W, and B. And by the number 2841.