The Pursuit of Happiness

Frontman Moe Berg once said

Well sometimes my head hurts and sometimes my stomach hurts
And I guess it won't be long
Till I'm sitting in a room with a bunch
of people whose necks and backs are aching
Whose sight and hearing's failing
Who just can't seem to get it up

--From "I'm An Adult Now"

Who knew he was talking about sharing Rush Limbaugh's rehab clinic?

It turns out that the nastiest dick in radio isn't the stiffest. Y'know, the main difference between rock stars and talk radio nazis is that rock stars flame out, overdose, or something spectacular; while the radio nuts just get busted for crap with less and less dignity.

Viagra: It's sordid, but it's a far cry from hillbilly heroin.