Not a Puppet

Of course he's not.

Mr. Harper then repeated his statement for the audience, while Mr. Bush drank a glass of water.

Canadians know that Stephen Harper is no puppet. There have been many puppets in Canadian history, and all of them have been more respected and better liked.

Harper isn't Casey, and he's certainly not Jerome or Rusty (long since off to that stash bag in the sky--"book bag" my ass.).

Hell he's not even Finnigan.

Stacked up against beloved Canadians like these, Harper seems even more wooden, stiff, and unnatural.

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