This Is Less of a Post Than It's Cracked Up To Be.

I was going to tell you about my epic struggle to get a bit of my scooter fixed, but tonight's All Hallows' Eve, so the SO and I are going trick-or-treaterwatching. Possibly with large bag of poisoned apples?

The SO is such a spoilsport.

Aaaanyway, have a good one.

I was considering painting my face purple and wandering about announcing:

Greetings! I am de Count.
Do Yhou know vhy zey call me ze Count?
Because dat's vat's on my birth certificate!

Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah!